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Madonna’s dating Jesus…definitely not our lord and savior but twenty two year old model Jesus Luz.The controversial pop star famous for her eyebrow raising stunts like kissing Britney and Christina at the 2003 MTV awards and appearing on a mirrored cross at the opening of her 2006 world tour has a new man young enough to be her son a jiffy after splitting from her movie making husband Guy Ritchie.
She said she hang from the cross to bring attention to those suffering from HIV/AIDS…seriously, I’m thinking she just wanted to sell out the tour.
I know Jesus is a common South American name but for her majesty’s lover’s to have the same name as Christ’s after all her blasphemous deeds it got me thinking what a paradox…Madonna and Jesus….strange bedfellows!
BBC news site: ‘In 1990, the Pope called for a boycott of the Blond Ambition tour, in which Madonna simulated masturbation during Like A Virgin.
The video for Like A Prayer also brought condemnation from groups claiming it was blasphemous’
Do Mosquitoes honor their dead? Can’t they see their fellow squito corpses allover my bed…this little suckers still keep humming an electronic-ish chorus like the barber’s clippers buzzing in soprano as they bay for my blood….the nights are long!
I tried the bug spray…the six legged vampires ‘died’ and in 20 minutes they made a comeback with a vengeance like blood thirsty zombies…resident evil style :’-( . If u were thinking I should try mosquito coil…yes of course, NeVEr! If I wanted to commit suicide, I wouldn’t opt for suffocation through self inflicted secondary smoking (I’m not a smoker in denial buddy) + that shit makes grass smoke look/smell real good… seductive even 
If u were thinking the net,pal please, I had it before it was a snoozers must have nocturnal accessory.I just didn’t soak it in that repulsive lethal powder mix…wHy? Because I’ve got an African bulb nose & my olfactory senses are always on high alert…that ‘mosquito terminator detergent’ reeks even when it’s still sealed… besides, I’m not trying to be a corpses bride…I’m a dude & I love life…death by poisoned veil (read net) is a desperate stunt that someone like Romeo’s Juliet would try… not I!
I guess I’ll have to bleed into a bowl and leave it at my bedside for those suckers as a peace offering for clapping and slapping some of their beloveds against the wall … I just realised I can’t do that for the entire mosquito population in the bedroom,they never say die…I know when to quit and so should you. Have a sleepless night!
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